Rod Blagojevich Dyes Hair Orange In Show Of Gratitude To Trump

Commutee Rod Blagojevich debuted his new hair color today, which he says he will continue to maintain in honor of his number one guy, President Trump.

“I may have been a democrat in the past but now I’m 100% pure-grade Trumpocrat.”

Asked what he plans to do with his freedom, Blogaojevich says he has a great idea given recent grumblings by William Barr.

“I have a law degree so nothing would make me happier than to serve President Trump as the next Attorney General. I mean serve the people or justice or whatever.”

The former governor said he is uniquely qualified to weigh in on the legal issues facing the Trump administration.

“No-one knows more about quid pro quos than me!”

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  7. Susie H. Maker | February 23, 2020 at 4:31 pm | Reply

    Hmmm…🤔I always presumed all of the orange jokes were in relation to his orange-like tinged complexion, not the shade of his hair? Why not just don a simple horrendous spray tan?

  8. He s/still be in Trump just wants his support

  9. This is one thing Trump has done that I disagree with. Illinois Politicians are as corrupt as they get.

  10. I just heard a white-haired Blogoyovich say “what I did was not illegal — it was just politics as usual.” I think he needs another 7 or 8 years in prison. He didn’t “learn” a thing!

  11. a concerned democrat | February 19, 2020 at 1:12 pm | Reply

    Trumpocrat = Traitor.

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