Commutee Rod Blagojevich debuted his new hair color today, which he says he will continue to maintain in honor of his number one guy, President Trump.
“I may have been a democrat in the past but now I’m 100% pure-grade Trumpocrat.”
Asked what he plans to do with his freedom, Blogaojevich says he has a great idea given recent grumblings by William Barr.
“I have a law degree so nothing would make me happier than to serve President Trump as the next Attorney General. I mean serve the people or justice or whatever.”
The former governor said he is uniquely qualified to weigh in on the legal issues facing the Trump administration.
“No-one knows more about quid pro quos than me!”
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Hmmm…🤔I always presumed all of the orange jokes were in relation to his orange-like tinged complexion, not the shade of his hair? Why not just don a simple horrendous spray tan?
He s/still be in Trump just wants his support
This is one thing Trump has done that I disagree with. Illinois Politicians are as corrupt as they get.
I just heard a white-haired Blogoyovich say “what I did was not illegal — it was just politics as usual.” I think he needs another 7 or 8 years in prison. He didn’t “learn” a thing!
Trumpocrat = Traitor.