Commutee Rod Blagojevich debuted his new hair color today, which he says he will continue to maintain in honor of his number one guy, President Trump.
“I may have been a democrat in the past but now I’m 100% pure-grade Trumpocrat.”
Asked what he plans to do with his freedom, Blogaojevich says he has a great idea given recent grumblings by William Barr.
“I have a law degree so nothing would make me happier than to serve President Trump as the next Attorney General. I mean serve the people or justice or whatever.”
The former governor said he is uniquely qualified to weigh in on the legal issues facing the Trump administration.
“No-one knows more about quid pro quos than me!”
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