Congressman Matt Gaetz was thrown a welcome lifeline today as Rudy Giuliani offered to represent him during his current legal woes with the FBI.
“I have a good feel for this type of case.”
Giuliani said he would embark on a vigorous defense by going immediately on the offensive, including in the all-important court of public opinion.
“We need to get your side of the story out in a landscaping company parking lot as soon as possible.”
Giuliana said he also suggests some re-enactment exercises to jog everyone’s memories of anything that might be relevant.
“Matt seems very keen on my idea to get together with some 17-year-old girls in a hotel room to see if it triggers our recollections.”
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