Russia Denies Helping Tulsi Gabbard “We’re sticking with Trump just like last time”

(The Kremlin) Responding to accusations that they are assisting Tulsi Gabbard’s candidacy in the 2020 Presidential race, Russian authorities today denied providing any aid.

“We are sticking with our proven strategy of promoting Donald Trump, and only Donald Trump, in United States elections.”

They insisted they were sticking by him despite the fact he has been reaching out to their adversary, Ukraine, for assistance with his re-election.

“He has been a naughty boy trying to get extra help from such a terrible government – but hey, whatever works!”

Russian leader Vladimir Putin said that compared to Trump, any of the Democratic candidates would be useless to him, so he will not be backing any of them. But he did admit that if forced to pick one, he might well go for Gabbard.

“She’s hot, so there’s that compared to, say, Bernie.”

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2 Comments on "Russia Denies Helping Tulsi Gabbard “We’re sticking with Trump just like last time”"

  1. What a joke! Disgusting, pathetic lie! Wake up AMERICA – the left wants to take away your liberty! TRUMP 2020 – PERFECT VISION FOR AMERICA!!

  2. I was about ready to volunteer for her campaign based on her looks, but then, I thought “this is stupid.” Unfortunately I realized that I had no choice but to draw as close to her as possible just to be able to see her, or even imagine that I might have the chance to see her. I even love her badly pocked cheeks–so deeply pocked that Trump could probably stick his

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