[contact-form][contact-field label=”Name” type=”name” required=”true” /][contact-field label=”Email” type=”email” required=”true” /][contact-field label=”Website” type=”url” /][contact-field label=”Message” type=”textarea” /][/contact-form]Saying it was clear that something went very very wrong, the Kremlin is launching an investigation into possible American influence on the closely fought 18th District Congressional election in Western Pennsylvania that was held on Tuesday.
“It would appear that extensive meddling has taken place.”
Though the outcome of the official investigation is yet to be determined, the finger of suspicion is already being pointed at rational U.S. citizens registered to vote in Allegheny, Washington, Greene, and Westmoreland counties.
“The fact that Democrat Conor Lamb managed to eke out a victory is clear evidence of foul play.”
What is especially worrying to Russian authorities is that this district was devoid of any improper influence during the general election in 2016.
“It went for Trump by 20 percentage points, despite the fact that Trump is a Russian stooge, which showed things were working just fine then.”
Russian Security officials conducting the investigation, however, urge people to resist a rush to judgement.
“It is still possible this could be a result of Rick Saccone’s unfortunate porn stash and nothing more.”
Be the first to comment on "Russia To Investigate Suspected American Influence On Pennsylvania Election"