(Moscow) The Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) has launched an investigation into President Donald Trump following allegations that he has been coordinating with members of the U.S. political establishment not on its payroll.

“Such actions, if true, would amount to a terrible breach of trust.”

To ensure strict impartiality a Специальный прокурор (special prosecutor) will be appointed by FSB Director General of the Army Alexander Bortnikov.

“No Stone will be left unturned in determining the extent of any collusion that has taken place.”

Though this is the first instance of an FSB inquiry focused on the President, numerous other members of the Trump administration have been investigated over suspicions that they are working in the interests of the United States.

“All of them were exonerated, as I hope President Trump will be.”

The FSB also intends to investigate the actions of paid trolls like the New York Times and Politico who have sought to undermine the Administration with news that isn’t fake.

“They should be ashamed of themselves.”

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