As she took to the podium to tell her last official lie on behalf of the Trump Administration, tears were rolling on the occasion of Press Secretary Sarah Sanders stepping down. Though the President couldn’t be there in person, he did arrange to have a personal tribute read out.

“Sarah and her blatant untruths will be dearly missed.”

Sanders said it was time to move on to lie for the private sector, but assured everyone they would be well served by her replacement Stephanie Grisham.

“She can fabricate with the best of them – and that’s the truth for a change!”

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