Sarah Sanders To Appear In Ad For I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!

Departing Press Secretary Sarah Sanders has landed her first post-White-House gig – appearing in an ad for For I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!

“She’s even willing to claim it’s just straight-up butter – like from actual cows.”

While Sanders does not have the flowing golden locks that made Fabio such a memorable spokesperson, executives say she more than makes up for that with his commitment to delivering their message.

“It’s like she’s determined to convince people it’s 100% indistinguishable from butter, even thought that’s not possible.”

Sanders had even suggested packaging it as butter with a picture of a dairy farm and upping the price.

“Sarah’s so good at this she’s even started to make us believe it’s butter – and we invented it in a lab!”

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