Sarahs Sanders Expected To Easily Land New Job Lying For The Private Sector

DC area headhunters have weighed in on the prospects of outgoing White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders finding a job in the private sector, and say the chances are very good.

“Companies are always on the lookout for qualified ex-government workers to lie for them,”

Normally former public officials, who are used to following Federal guidelines requiring transparency, take time to learn to manipulate the truth in the way the private sector likes.

“But Sarah arrives already fully broken in which is a huge advantage.”

A top contender is the Boeing Corporation which is very keen to have her come in to interview.

“Something tells us she’ll be able to say phrases like ‘Our planes are 100% safe’ with ease.”

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