Satan Requests That Trump Not Be Sent Back To His Place Of Origin

With talk of sending Americans back to the place where they or their family originated from all the rage these days, the Prince of Darkness has requested that President Trump not be returned to from whence he came.

“Things are really nice down here right now, and he would almost certainly ruin that.”

The one who also goes by Beelzebub said it would not be appropriate as Trump as he is now is clearly the product of the United States.

“Hell could never produce someone that vile, though I do freely admit to Steve Bannon.”

The Devil also asked that Steven Miller not be dispatched to the Underworld under any circumstances.

“I disowned that son of mine long ago.”

15 Comments on "Satan Requests That Trump Not Be Sent Back To His Place Of Origin"

  1. Michael Sessoms | July 18, 2019 at 9:58 am | Reply

    Wouldn’t the world’s last nuclear civil war be a… blast? Really, I’m joking, right? Register to vote. Get 20-20 vision before the 2020 election. This satiric post from breakingburgh aside, how did we come to this? Many People didn’t vote.

  2. Some of these comments are so funny, But it’s proven fact that people that are prejudice have mental health issues, it goes hand in hand. Sit back and watch certain people’s reactions about groups of people… They truly have mental health issues… Trump is one of them so much that he claims his father was born in Germany when in actuality he was born in the US …he lies so much he believes his own lies.

  3. Has Pay Roberts been informed?

  4. larry lustbader | July 17, 2019 at 3:35 pm | Reply

    Fake news. Trump is Satans clearest channel and best mouthpiece of the moment.

  5. Mardi VanEgdom | July 17, 2019 at 3:24 pm | Reply

    Nice to know that Satan is not a Trump fan. Sure his worshippers will be happy to hear that, too.

  6. Abigail Thomas | July 17, 2019 at 2:14 pm | Reply

    I’m laughing my cute little ass off at this.

  7. No sh*t itโ€™s satire. Iโ€™m sure we all got that. Itโ€™s still funny!

  8. Democrats belong in there

  9. STEVE DUDZINSKI | July 17, 2019 at 12:16 am | Reply

    Even Satan has more Compassion, and better Standards than tRUMP !!!

  10. Michele Shipp | July 17, 2019 at 12:14 am | Reply

    I still believe in hell, & I believe one chooses it for themselves.I also pray that the orange SOB goes there, sooner rather than later.

  11. Satan’s classy compared to these earthly evange hellickles , with trump’s family and cabinet and the p.s. Republican party they must all be early hell rejects …nowhere to go but earth .JUST OUR LUCK !p.s. this site is full of shit and prolly Russian.

    • This is a satire site as stated at the beginning of the article, perhaps a dictionary would help.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. Satan’s classy compared to these earthly evange hellickles , with trump’s family and cabinet and the Republican party they must all be early hell rejects …nowhere to go but earth .JUST OUR LUCK !

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