With talk of sending Americans back to the place where they or their family originated from all the rage these days, the Prince of Darkness has requested that President Trump not be returned to from whence he came.
“Things are really nice down here right now, and he would almost certainly ruin that.”
The one who also goes by Beelzebub said it would not be appropriate as Trump as he is now is clearly the product of the United States.
“Hell could never produce someone that vile, though I do freely admit to Steve Bannon.”
The Devil also asked that Steven Miller not be dispatched to the Underworld under any circumstances.
“I disowned that son of mine long ago.”