Following the awarding of the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Rush Limbaugh by President Trump, Sean Hannity let it be known today that he is suffering from a really bad cold.

“It could even be the flu which can kill, you know.”

Hannity conveyed his devastating news to the President personally in a call ostensibly to discuss his campaign schedule.

“I just wanted you to know there may not be much time if there’s something you want to give me.”

As Trump ended the call with his usual thanks to Hannity for his unwavering support, the Fox News host asked if he was needed for any upcoming ceremonies.

“Or are you making it a surprise? Melania’s behind me, isn’t she?”

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