The Secret Service have informed the President that they are vacating the space they used in the same skyscraper as his New York Residence, and will be operating out of a trailer on the street below instead.

The change occurred after they had difficulty renewing the lease on the floor below the President’s penthouse in the New York Skyscraper.

“I sure hope the President has an ironclad rental agreement because the landlord is a prize asshole.”

They insist they will still be able to provide adequate protection at the Commander-in-Chief’s New York home, and are glad to no longer have to deal with the management there.

“We left the place just as we found it but something tells me the jackass who owns this building isn’t going to return our security deposit.”