In a tweet defending his right to take advice from foreign nationals, Trump lauded his recent meetings with Queen of England, the Irish Premier, and the Prince of Whales [sic].

The news has been received with outrage by the oceans’ sharks, who took it as a snub that the US President didn’t offer to meet with them as well.

“It’s because we aren’t mammals, isn’t it?”

They are demanding equal time, and an explanation of exactly what was discussed with the Royal whale.

Also most impressive was Trump’s ability to meet with the Queen of England, since the last Queen of England, Elizabeth I, died in 1603.

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