(Pittburgh, PA) Residents of Pittsburgh’s South Side are waking up to a very peculiar situation today – normal looking and smelling streets following the St. Patrick’s Day holiday.

“It’s just not the same!”

The familiar wafts that let people on Caron Street know they are well into the second half of March are absent this year, leading to a vague nostalgia for what once was.

“I haven’t even tripped on a pool of sick yet. Strange days indeed.”