South Side Not Reeking Of Piss And Vomit Morning After St. Patrick’s Day For First Time

Very very odd. (Image credit: 'Carson Street' by David Wilson via Commons license CC BY 2.0.)

(Pittburgh, PA) Residents of Pittsburgh’s South Side are waking up to a very peculiar situation today – normal looking and smelling streets following the St. Patrick’s Day holiday.

“It’s just not the same!”

The familiar wafts that let people on Caron Street know they are well into the second half of March are absent this year, leading to a vague nostalgia for what once was.

“I haven’t even tripped on a pool of sick yet. Strange days indeed.”

1 Comment on "South Side Not Reeking Of Piss And Vomit Morning After St. Patrick’s Day For First Time"

  1. Linwood Shelphrick | March 18, 2020 at 2:08 pm | Reply

    The one time I got stuck on Carson Street there were fist fights and arrests every block

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