Critics of President Trump’s Space Force, who claimed it was pointless, are having to eat their words today as Trump announced a major role for his new branch of the military.
“Thanks to my Space Force, aliens will have a much harder time voting illegally.”
This move was triggered by concerns amongst Trump’s base that Democrats would encourage aliens to vote.
“You would think they’d know that just referred to people in the country without proper documentation, but no.”
Given the popularity of the move, Trump plans to ramp up the anti-ET rhetoric as election season starts in earnest.
“I wouldn’t be surprised to hear how all martians are rapists in the near future.”