Critics of President Trump’s Space Force, who claimed it was pointless, are having to eat their words today as Trump announced a major role for his new branch of the military.
“Thanks to my Space Force, aliens will have a much harder time voting illegally in November.”
This move was triggered by Trump’s concern that Democrats will encourage aliens to vote. He stressed the scale of the alien voting scheme must not be underestimated.
“Sleepy Joe is not just trying to mobilize people here without proper documentation to help him steal the election, but every kind of alien there is. So wrong!”
Given the popularity of the move with his base, analysts predict Trump will ramp up the anti-ET rhetoric as the election draws close.
“I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that all martians are rapists in the near future.”
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