One day after North Korean leader Kim Jong-un claimed he has a literal nuclear button on his desk, office supply leader Staples Inc. confirmed they recently fulfilled an order for one of their ‘EASY’ buttons with a shipping address in Pyongyang.
“I believe it was for a Mister Jong-un.”
Defense analysts say this could be cause for major alarm.
“It’s possible the North Koreans have symbolically hooked up a button symbolizing the vacuous nature of Western capitalism to a functioning rocket-mounted thermonuclear device designed to bring about its imminent downfall.”
Though they warn it could mean something else altogether.
“It’s also possible they don’t even know how to make a stupid gimmicky button that works properly.”