(Latrobe, PA) Pittsburgh Steeler JuJu Smith-Schuster has proved yet again he knows how to turn Pittsburgh upside-down after pulling off an amazing stunt on the first day of training camp by arriving in a sensible 4-door light grey sedan.
“It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen! Other than the one in my driveway and maybe 40 more I passed on the way here.”
Crowds expecting something boring like a big rig, a helicopter, or a VTOL Sea Harrier jumpjet could not believe their eyes when the micheavious wide receiver blew their minds by emerging from something they never imagined a Pittsburgh player arriving in.
“I think it’s a Toyota Corolla, or maybe some kind of Hyundai?”
Even more eye-opening, it did not appear to be a recent model, with shocked Stiller fans specualting it might date back to the early 2000s.
“Is that a rust bubble I spy near the wheel well? JuJu just blew my mind all over again!”