The President’s Chief Strategist in the White House, Steve Bannon, is leaving his position.
Though rumors have spread that he was dismissed, Bannon says that working in the White House is very demanding and he had to make a difficult choice.
“It’s important to know your priorities in life, and right now my race must come first.”
Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who claims to have personal knowledge of the stress Bannon was under, echoed this sentiment.
“I know his race missed him very much and can understand their wanting him back, especially now.”
But perhaps the most touching tribute came from President Trump himself.
“On behalf of my entire administration I want Steve to know that he and his race will always be close to our hearts.”