Stocks Of Companies That Manufacture Pussy Guards Rise Sharply On Asian Markets

(Toyko) As the Asian stock markets plunge at the prospect of a Trump victory in the US election, investors are finding havens in niche markets that are defying the overall trend and rocketing skyward.

Companies that manufacture pussy guards are performing very well, as is the defense sector and producers of radiation protection equipment.

Taking a big hit are movie studios that primarily make money from big budget apocalyptic extravaganzas.

“There won’t be a demand anymore, as you’ll just be able to turn on the news instead.”

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