After convincing America she is a very credible and articulate individual capable of drawing a vivid picture in people’s minds through the power of words alone, Stormy Daniels issued a demand today for 3 billion dollars in cash.
“It’s either that or I start describing him naked in minute detail.”
Some argue that revisiting the thought of Trump naked will be so distressing to Daniels that she would be incapable of carrying out her threat, but other cautioned against taking the chance.
“You don’t roll the dice when you face being plunged into the bowels of hell.”
Though a sizeable sum, a GoFundMe campaign has already raised 600 million, shattering all records for the crowdfunding platform. Other governments have pledged to make up the difference if necessary to ensure Daniels get paid.