Stormy Daniels Granted Official Status As First Pornstar

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Adult actress Stormy Daniels is now to be officially known as First Pornstar, after a pro forma procedural vote was taken in both Houses of Congress today.

The title is a result of the invocation of the little-known 28th Amendment of the United States Constitution, which states:

“A consort of the President who is a sex worker and not otherwise bound to him shall be known as First Concubine, or by whatever is the most appropriate parlance of the day.”

Though the role comes without a federal salary, Daniels can use the title when on tour, receive Secret Service protection, and, per local protocol, enjoy full diplomatic status anytime she visits France.

French President Emmanuel Macron was the first international leader to convey his nation’s congratulations:

“We French have always had a relaxed attitude towards the infidelities of our leaders and mocked you Americans for being so uptight about it. But clearly you have relaxed. Boy how you have relaxed.”

Vladimir Putin also sent his best wishes directly to the First Pornstar:

“I have enjoyed the tapes I have of you so much, just as I enjoy all my tapes featuring the current President of the United States.”

7 Comments on "Stormy Daniels Granted Official Status As First Pornstar"

  1. Are you on drugs? First pornstar? That’s typically retardered fake news from the left.

  2. Can’t follow this…….info confusing, conflicting…….”fake news is easier to follow”

  3. She can also use Air Force one on her many emmissions.Er, missions for POTUS.

  4. That’s another reason why this President DISCUSTS ME!THIS COUNTRY HAD A TIZZY FIT ABOUT PRESIDENT CLINTON AND MONICA & THAT HE LIED!! HELL WHAT MAN WOULDN’T IF THEY WERE MARRIED TO HILLARY???

  5. Geraldine McConkey | January 23, 2018 at 6:03 pm | Reply

    Mind boggling…….. Beggars belief…….!!!!! 😊

  6. I assume that Trump is/was not allowed to “grab her pussy” without her permission.

    I think that the marches are having a positive impact.

  7. What is good about a president that has so many sex thing about. Him

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