There was widespread concern in the White House today that the United States was about to experience disruption on a scale not even the last few weeks could have prepared it for, after House Democrats brought two articles of impeachment against President Trump.
It even has Trump’s closest allies fearing for the cosmic scale of the epic tantrum that’s coming.
“Stephen Miller is petrified.”
Furniture has been cleared and breakable objects – together with the nuclear football – have been placed out of reach in preparation for the biggest anticipated meltdown by a major world leader since Hitler was informed that things ‘weren’t all that peachy’ in Stalingrad.
Such is the concern that Supernanny Jo Frost has been summoned to Washington from the United Kingdom. The reality star – familiar to Americans for dealing with the nations most notorious toddlers after their parents had given up – said she would try her best to manage the President’s impending unruly behavior.
“But even I can’t work miracles.”