There was widespread concern in the White House today that the United States was about to experience disruption on a scale not even the last few weeks could have prepared it for once the moment comes when President Trump realizes he’s not going to be allowed to stay in power. Reports from insiders suggest it even has Trump’s closest allies fearing for the cosmic scale of the epic tantrum that’s coming.

Furniture has been cleared and breakable objects – together with the nuclear football – have been placed out of reach in preparation for the biggest anticipated meltdown by a major world leader since Hitler was informed that things ‘weren’t all that peachy’ in Stalingrad.

Such is the level of concern that Supernanny Jo Frost has been summoned to Washington from the United Kingdom. The reality star – familiar to Americans for dealing with the nation’s most notorious toddlers after their parents had given up – said she would try her best to manage the President’s impending unruly behavior.

Pressed for details of how she intends to handle the President, Frost said she would use the same proven techniques she would deploy with any bratty child who is acting out.

“I will use my words to calmly but firmly explain to Donald that he’s had the White House for the full four years he was promised and now it’s Joe Biden turn to play.”

HELP KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!