Just days after breaking the hearts of millions across the globe, NASA’s supposedly deceased Mars Rover has been seen partying nonstop in Las Vegas.

“Gambling, girls, chugging oil by the gallon – it’s doing it all.”

When confronted, the spacecraft attempted to pass itself off as a backup unit, but the trail of Martian soil it left in one casino after another told a different story.

“It was last seen asking directions to the Bunny Ranch.”

Humans that were so touched by its dying last words are said to be feeling cheated.

“Why couldn’t it just be honest and say it was bored with the science thing and wanted to live a little.”