The legs of the table at which a meeting of the Trump cabinet was held today sought to distance the supporting role they played from the cringe-worthy sycophantic displays of support put on by members of the Trump administration.

They wish to state for the record that they were only fulfilling the role they were designed to do, which they were doing before the painful meeting started and will continue to do so afterwards.

They are particularly concerned that their supporting role will be lumped together with the puke-inducing support for Trump offered by Reince Priebus, which included describing it as a ‘blessing’ to work for him.

The table legs want everyone to know that, being inanimate blocks of dead wood, they are not religious, but even if they were they would never have used such a term in that context.

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