Tennessee Republicans Fear More Frequent Periods If Tampon Tax Holiday Passes

GOP lawmakers in Tennessee are pushing back against a proposal to make tampons and other feminine sanitary products part of the state’s tax holiday.

“If you make tampons tax-free then they’ll start having even more periods, doggonit!”

Republican lawmakers objecting to the proposal, all of whom are men, say passing it could have serious adverse effects.

“The womenfolk are already having too much fun getting periods once a month without the taxpayer encouraging them to have them weekly! Or daily!”

They are very concerned how to put a limit on how many tampons are purchased should the bill pass.

“You give those there females of ovulating age an inch and they’ll take a mile. Two miles even!”

As an analogy, they explained their opposition was based on the same principle as their oppostion to universal healthcare.

“We allow that and before you know it everyone will want cancer! And the dementia!”

1 Comment on "Tennessee Republicans Fear More Frequent Periods If Tampon Tax Holiday Passes"

  1. Leslie Anne Smith | February 17, 2020 at 5:39 pm | Reply

    What the hell are these men thinking? There isn’t a woman alive that would welcome MORE periods! And they are forgetting that biology plays the bigger part. Take a refresher course in Female Hormones & Anatomy 101. Menopause was the best thing that ever happened to me. Sign me, sick of these ignorant men. As my southern lady mother often told me “I brought you in and I can take you out (by voting)! Ladies, unite & vote them out.

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