Hot on the heels of its announcement of a revolutionary freight truck as well as a roaster capable of going from 0 to 60mph in the less two seconds, disruptive company Tesla has gone one better with the unveiling of a brand new Planet Earth that runs on lithium batteries.
CEO Elon Musk said this represents an revolutionary advance in planetary design.
“This new Earth is cleaner and more energy efficient, despite being a full 20% bigger.”
Powered by Tesla’s own battery designs residing the core, the new planet eliminates the need for fossil fuels by running purely on solar energy.
“We accomplished this by building it with solar panels instead of rock, which seemed a dumb choice of planetary material.”
Those wishing to move to Planet ‘Tearth’, as it’s been nicknamed, will be invited to join a waiting list at a cost of 10 million dollars.
Despite the seemingly incredible achievement, many Tesla watchers were unimpressed.
“This is just another stunt to distract us from the delays in producing the Model 3 sedan.”