Tributes are being paid to Governor of Texas Greg Abbott today after he was burned alive last night inside a giant wooden structure in an act of pagan sacrifice.
“It’s what he would have wanted.”
The fatal ritual occurred after a large crowd of seniors appeared at Abbott’s residence following his decision to no longer require masks. Despite reports he resisted, the seniors responsible insist he was in favor of it.
“He’s always been happy to sacrifice vulnerable individuals so that others can benefit.”
Asked whether they really believed human sacrifice could avert major disasters by appealing to some higher pagan power, the elderly Texans involved were skeptical.
“Not sure really, but it feels right.”
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Now this is God’s work…..Jesus would approve too lol
We need a bigger sacrefice.
I’m all for the preference that he “act as a role model and self sacrifice.” Oh la la! You guys are hysterical.
Isn’t that what he’s expecting from others, anonymous troll person?
Show me his dnr and I’ll believe him
LOVE your post!
Texas seniors are sharpening the pitchforks, after he offered us up for stock dividends. Not very “Pro Life” of him. We appreciate your post!
We Texas seniors are sharpening the pitchforks, after he offered us up for stock dividends. Not very “Pro Life” of him. We appreciate your post!
I will sacrifice my life when he does his and takes big business with him.
He should resign and take whatever job was offered to him years ago for screwing over normal people and stroking the hardened play rod of corporate America. Then he should be torn from that job and and go to the next burning man festival.
Burn baby burn
We Texas seniors have not actually burned Dan Patrick yet, but the sentiment is spot on. I’d prefer that Dan act as a role model and self sacrifice.