In a development that will turn physics as we know it on its head, scientists have determined that a man from 1930s Germany has materialized out of nowhere in modern day America in what they assume can only be a top secret time-hopping experiment from the past.
The man appears to be in remarkable health, but stubbornly insists he is still in pre-war Nazi Germany, after first materializing in Charlottesville in August of 2017.
“The more we show him around, the more he becomes convinced he never left home.”
Despite scientists pointing out that everyone around him was speaking English and not German, the Teutonic time-traveller insists his journey into the future has yet to begin.
“I see we are all speaking our English now in preparation for the invasion of Great Britain. Sehr gut!”
They gave up trying to convince him otherwise when the new friends he had made since arriving in the modern-day United States starting chanting ‘Lügenpresse’ and ‘Jews will not replace us’.
“Could it be that we are the time travellers instead? Quite possibly.”
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