League officials were confused in the aftermath of the Super Bowl when they couldn’t find Tom Brady, until they were informed he’d taken off as soon as the score was final.

“He said to tell you his Netflix queue was full.”

Teammates confirmed that Brady was interested in ‘yet another’ Lombardi trophy presentation when he has more important things to do.

“He hasn’t even seen that Frye Festival documentary yet.”

Reached via twitter, Brady added it would be convenient if he could win Super Bowls by skipping the game too in future.