Retailer Toys R Us has issued what is believed to be the biggest ever recall of piggy banks, which is said should to returned to its stores as soon as possible.
“Do not under any circumstances try to open or break it first.”
They will even take piggy banks bought from other stores.
“In the interests of safety, obviously.”
The massive piggy bank recall comes at a difficulty tome for the company, which is currently facing bankruptcy.
“When it rains, it pours.”
They are also accepting returns of Fisher Price cash registers, but warn parent not to open the till just in case.
“Since we’re have some liquidity issues we won’t be able to issue refunds right away, but don’t let that stop you bringing those defective piggy banks and toy cash registers back.”