Trending Jar Jar Binks Leads To Massive Outpouring Of Grief Over Fears He’s Dead

At vigils across the country, prayers are being said for Jar Jar Binks in the mistaken belief he has passed.

“I just can’t believe he’s gone.”

Rumors he had left the galactic plane of existence began when he became a trending topic on Twitter earlier today.

“There’s no other reason why Jar Jar Binks would be an internet sensation in 2019.”

Though it has since been confirmed he is as alive and annoying as ever, the feelings aroused have given rise to an abrupt turnaround in how he is viewed.

“There needs to be a Jar Jar origin movie made right now while we still have him with us!”

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