Even though it’s definitely going to go away on its own because of his amazing shutdown, President Trump announced that he has made test kits for the coronavirus available as an extra precaution. He added that it would not be a large financial burden on taxpayers either thanks to his immense buiness acumen.
“The experts told me to go with Fisher Scientific but I got them way cheaper from Fisher-Price #ArtOfTheDeal”
The kit will be distrubuted to health centers across the country, and is also available at Target and Kohls stores nationwide. In addition to detecting the presence of coronavirus, the kit may be used to treat boo boos and midday tantrums. Trump said those without the kit may still be able to test themselves and their families for the coronavirus with what they have at home.
“If you already own Operation the tweezers from that work just as well.”
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