President Trump has announced he is relocating to a smaller White House more suited to his needs following the latest departure from his administration.

“It’s time to live somewhere easier to manage now the nest is almost empty. So empty.”

Experts in senior living saying it is the smart move as more and more people leave for good.

“You don’t want to be stuck by yourself in a cavernous dwelling full of empty corridors.”

A smaller home is also recommended as problems like senility creep in.

“As we age and slow down becomes harder to keep our bearings and we really only need a room or two in which to eat and watch TV.”