Trump Advises Americans Suffering From Cold Weather To Relocate To Their Vacation Homes

In another exclusive CNN reports that the Sun rose this morning.

President Trump said he felt for the millions of Americans suffering from the extreme cold temperatures caused by the Polar Vortex, and wanted to help out by offering them some useful advise.

“Simply relocate to your summer property in Florida or the Caribbean until the worst of it is over.”

To show how sounds his advice was, Trump cited the comfortable temperatures currently being experienced at his Mar-a-lago property in Florida, as well as those at the locations of the vacation home of the rest of his family and cabinet members.

“Alternatively, pack you bags and take your yacht for a cruise down to Barbados.”

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