After news leaked that Trump International, the President’s company currently managed by his sons, had ordered Presidential Seals to be used to mark golf tees at their resort hotels, concerns quickly grew that it was unethical and probably illegal too.
President Trump wasted to time easing those fears and said there was no reason to be alarmed.
“Any money the use of these Presidential Seals makes me is a drop in the bucket compared to what you’ve already let happen.”
Trump reminded everyone that he already is pulling in millions through his hotels and other ventures, even without the seals.
“It’s really not a big deal, folks, certainly not compared to other stuff we’ve all tacitly agreed to let slide.”
As for it being unethical, Trump said a little perspective is in order.
“I have lawyers pay off pornstars with huge sums and used the Russians to get elected. Do we really need to talk about a few tacky seals?”