President-elect Donald Trump is wasting no time putting a shape on his administration. In an unusual move, he announced today that he will appoint two full cabinets with the goal of whittling them down to one over the course of the spring season.
“I can’t call them both the Cabinet so they’ll each need to come up with a name for themselves – like Platinum and Impressario for example.”
Both cabinets will be directed to come up with solutions for implementing his policies, after which he will pick the best one and dismiss someone from the losing cabinet.
Challenges the cabinets are expected to face include turning a profit selling ice cream during winter, building a 2000 mile-wide wall, and ending the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.