Trump Banquet At Buckingham Palace To Be Catered By Local Chippy Says Queen

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President Trump’s visit to the UK took a surprising turn today when Queen Elizabeth made a inspired announcement about the menu she would be serving when she officially host him.

Though President Trump was said to be looking forward to an ostentatious banquet to exceed that according to other world leaders, the Queen said she would doing things differently this time.

“One is planning to order in some cod and saveloy from the chip shop round the corner.”

As such, there will be no need for the usual pomp and circumstance that traditionally accompanies a UK State Dinner, or even setting the table.

“The chipper provides plastic forks and plenty of napkins, so that’s convenient.”

Though interpreted as a snub against Trump, the move is proving popular with other members of the Royal Family, who are said to be very excited about the fast food banquet.

“They can’t wait to find out what this food the commoners get so excited about tastes like.”

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