President Trump took to twitter today to give his impressions on the Mueller report documenting the special prosecutors investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election.

“It’s a big report. The biggest report. You’ve never seen a bigger report.”

Trump was pleased to say that his report was ‘much bigger’ than the Starr report associated with Bill Clinton.

“I beat Hillary in the electoral college and I beat Bill in the page count. Winning!”

He also noted that his predecessor, Barack Obama, was such a loser he didn’t even have a report.

“He’d scored a big fate zero. Ouch!”