Following his hugely successful full Cabinet Meeting earlier this week, President Trump has announced a series of Cabinet Meetings along the same lines that will be open to the public.
In the spirit of open and transparent government Trump plans to hold them in giant stadiums across the country and invites all his supporters to attend.
The 2017 Trump Cabinet Meeting tour will kick off in early July with dates in the rustbelt States, followed by a sweep through the South.
Supporting Trump on the tour will be a wide range of political and military acts singing his praises, including breakout star Reince ‘Blessing’ Priebus.
Trump merchandise will be available for purchase onsite and each venue will be fully equipped with portable toilets and puke buckets.