President Trump was unhappy today to see his Cabinet was not properly decorated for the first day of February as Ben Carson had not been brought out. But he soon accepted responsibility for the oversight.
“Melania does Christmas and I do Black History Month. So my bad!”
After an initial panic as Carson was nowhere to be seen, he was found next to the tree ornaments in the White House attic. Trump then remembered that he had put him there eleven months ago.
“He should be in great condition as I used lots of bubble wrap and gave him his own tote.”
As he was busy with other matters, Trump had staffers unpack Carson, but not before impressing upon them that they should take their time putting him out on display.
“Be very careful not to break him as we only have one.”