Fears that President Trump is in declining mental health appeared to be confirmed today when he insisted his political catchphrase “Make America Great Again” was henceforth to be “Make Amerika Great Grate Grete Again Again”.

As described in a tell-all book by Michael Wolff, Trump is repeating stories to aides with increasing frequency, which appears to have culminated in his insistence that #MAGA now be #MAGGGAA, including three different spellings of great, one of which is not a real word.

Additionally he has taken to calling the news, which he had previously dubbed the Fake News media, the fake fake fakiest thing that says bad words about me which are totally untrue and sad.

When asked to comment on speculation that he is mentally compromised, Trump said there’s nothing to worry about as he feels perfectly covfefe.