Trump Cites Continental Army’s Victory Over The RAF As Turning Point In The Revolutionary War

On a rainy July 4th, President Trump gave a history lecture of sorts in front of the Lincoln Memorial about the founding of the great nation he is now priviliged to lead.

“This country could not exist without the loss of British air superiority when George Washington’s forces captured the airports.”

Trump also paid tribute to the brave American aces who took the fight against the Royal Air Force to the skies using captured Hurricanes and Spitfires.

“They were such great pilots. The best pilots. You’ve never seen better 18th century pilots.”

He gave a special call-out to the armoured divisions of the Continental Army who denied the enemy their landing strips.

“They took back those airports with tanks just like these in the Battle of Valley Forge. So brave.”

Concluding a stirring speech Trump, paid tribute to the modern day armed forces – including relative newcomer the Space Force.

“Our beautiful new Space Force is the best you’ve ever seen. The cosmos doesn’t stand a chance. Believe me.”

7 Comments on "Trump Cites Continental Army’s Victory Over The RAF As Turning Point In The Revolutionary War"

  1. Trump has demonstrated h ojs complete ignorance of our history.
    He is as profound as a puddle of camel piss.

  2. ex-US citizen | July 6, 2019 at 12:42 pm | Reply

    Who writes this man’s scripts, – MGG or RKO Radio??ex

  3. Someone kinda rewrote history for a???

  4. Question: how did Christopher Columbus come to America?
    Answer: as most newcomers, through JFK

  5. David Metcalf | July 6, 2019 at 12:01 am | Reply

    Excuse my spelling Minnie Balls!

  6. David Metcalf | July 5, 2019 at 11:58 pm | Reply

    Just like when Meade unleashed the Stealth Bomber on Lee at Gettysburg! Pickett’s Charge was stopped dead cold by Mine balls and JDAMs!

  7. It’s difficult to satirize a satirical figure, but you’ve done it again. Congrats.

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