Trump Concedes That His Border Wall Is Stupid: “Mines are a much better deterrent!”

In his biggest climb-down to date, even bigger than his reversal on separating families at the border, President Trump today agreed with his critics that his border wall was expensive, impractical, and bad policy.

“All you need to defeat it is a ladder – what was I thinking?”

Despite it being the cornerstone of his successful election campaign and something he has pushed hard for in office, Trump has decided that a wall and even high fences have no place at the US border.

“In fact I have even ordered that the stretches of wall that already exist be pulled down.”

He says he came to realize his folly during a follow-up conversation with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, who casually remarked how effective mine fields were at deterring would-be defectors from crossing into the South.

“That’s when I realized – if mines can keep people in, they can also keep people out.”

He therefore plans to mine the full length of the border at a fraction of the cost of the wall.

“With a high enough density of mines, people will be deterred from crossing, as as for any that do – Kaboom!”

In a rare moment of humility, Trump conceded that he still had something to learn from other leaders like Kim about the correct way to go about things.

“He has much to teach me.”

3 Comments on "Trump Concedes That His Border Wall Is Stupid: “Mines are a much better deterrent!”"

  1. Oh Elizabeth, a year and a half and nothing you idiots have claimed to gonna happen has even come up on the radar… A lot of good and unexpected things have happened… Yet you turn a blind eye and still think the propaganda is still going to happen… I have pity on you… Here I live in South Africa and I can see how much sh1t you are talking!

  2. Elizebeth my friend you need not worry, you are a little behind the times, your “dictatorship by a narcissistic misogynist sex depraved mentally ill man who want to RULE like Hitler and have everyone bow down to him” was thrown out and replaced in Jan 2017. no worries, although Hitler(y) was in the election, she did not win, we will be safe for 8 years now, maybe far more with the recent changes in the supreme court.

  3. Elizabeth Jones | June 26, 2018 at 12:51 am | Reply

    Oh Dear God, we have another Hitler in power who wants to kill people that aren’t just like him. He is destroying our country and our standing in the world. We are being forced in a dictatorship by a narcissistic misogynist sex depraved mentally ill man who want to RULE like Hitler and have everyone bow down to him. He is one sick person. NOT MY PRESIDENT. IMPEACH HIM – HE IS A MURDERER

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