The publication of journalist Michael Wolff’s book Fire and Fury, detailing the inner workings of the Trump Adminstration, has had a drastic effect on the White House as it seeks to curtail it’s impact.

The President’s obsession with the contents of the salacious book is said to be driving him to unheard-of extremes according to those close to him.

“He’s even talking of learning to read to find out what’s in it for himself.”

Initial efforts to tweet the contents to him 240 characters at a time ran up against Trump’s legendary impatience, leading him to conclude he had to bite the bullet and become literate.

“Unless they are making a movie version, in which case he’ll just wait until it comes out and go from there.”