Trump Declares Victory In The Fight Against AIDS Councils

President Trump said a hugely important healthcare milestone was reached today, as he triumphantly declared victory in the fight against AIDS councils.

“Even since the late 1980s when President Reagan acknowledged AIDS existed, we have been waging a terrible battle against AIDS councils in one form or another.”

Trump achieved the historic medical breakthrough by using his executive privilege to terminate all remaining HIV/AIDS advisory council appointments

“I like to thanks all the people who made this victory over AIDS councils possible, which is basically me.”

With AIDS councils no longer a threat, the President said he would now turn his attention to the problem of ensuring elderly American don’t get adequate nutrition.

“Once I finish eradicating Meals On Wheels, we’ll already be halfway there. This epidemic of lonely elder citizens getting socialization and proper food will be beaten.”

2 Comments on "Trump Declares Victory In The Fight Against AIDS Councils"

  1. i wish that thty’d get rid of this clown. he’s so irresponsible.

  2. Guido Corvairi | December 30, 2017 at 5:53 pm | Reply

    Look at it this way, if you don’t see it, it isn’t there. The Trump way of dealing with things.

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