Trump Delighted To See So Many People Wearing White Sheets Ahead Of 2020 Election

President Trump expressed his pleasure today at what he described as a tidal wave of support for his agenda ahead of the 2020 elections.

“Even my former AG Jeff Sessions said he’s never seen so many!”

While he said people need to learn how to make their hoods more pointy, Trump commended his followers for bolstering Republican campaigns by openly showing their support.

“It’s great, so great!”

He also heartily approves of the way they are going door-to-door to spread his message.

“What an amazing grass-roots effort. Eat your hearts out, Democrats!”

The only real criticism he had was that it mainly seemed to be shorter people who were expressing their enthusiasm for him.

“Tall people need to step it up. Sad!”

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