Trump Enraged To Learn Melania Involved With President Of U.S. Virgin Islands

Melania steals a moment with the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands.

An irate President Trump was fuming in the White House today, after learning that First Lady Melania Trump was romantically connected to the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands.

“I hear they even have a son together. So wrong!”

Though his first instinct was to bomb the Caribbean territory, Trump’s anger subsided when he was told how pathetic the First lady’s paramour really was.

“He’s really dumb and has tiny tiny hands, so it’s hard to get too jealous. Sad!”

On being confronted by the press, Melania admitted that she was indeed in a relationship with the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands, but it was not all it seemed.

“Despite appearances we’re not really that close at all – to be honest I find him repellant.”

President Trump’s anger rose again on hearing rumors that Melania was also involved with the President of Guam.

“And after all I’ve done to protect the people of Guam from North Korea. Unfair!”

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9 Comments on "Trump Enraged To Learn Melania Involved With President Of U.S. Virgin Islands"

  1. You have to be pretty stupid, your wife is much smarter than you moron, you are the president of USVirgin islands numbnuts and you think you are smart you did not even know the Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands were territories of the US I bet Rex new that.

  2. Just a joke folks, don’t get your comments out of whack.and I truly believe he doesn’t know about Guam virgin islands. Hell, probably Hawaii or Alaska either.

  3. Trump should just concentrate on the rich men Melania didn’t have a relationship with. It would be much shorter

  4. Sandra Stewart | October 15, 2017 at 1:22 pm | Reply

    And we are supposed to believe that Trump didn’t know his wife was pregnant. WOW! You all believe anything don’t you!? How stupid.

  5. Richola Polston | October 15, 2017 at 1:47 am | Reply

    What can be said. After all the lies he told about Obama’s lack of knowledge it’s amazing people still think he’s the greatest potus ever?

  6. Look at all the evil that has happened since his election. I said he was the anti-christ and I believe this proves my point. He is Satan incarnate…

  7. Trump is so stupid that he doesn’t even realize that HE is the president of the Virgin Island and Guam. If this wasn’t so serious — it would be absolutely funny!

  8. Many a true word is said in jest!!

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