President Trump took time today to explain the reasoning behind cutting funding for the meals on wheels program that provides nutrition and human contact for elderly citizens across the country.
“These people don’t magically turn into the most productive members of society. They just get older and eventually die so it’s a very poor investment.”
Trump also said he was casting a critical eye at the Medicare program, which he considers to be failing bigly.
“As a rehabilitation program to get people back to being super-fit twenty-something laborers who can work grueling 80 hour minimum-wage shifts it’s the worst.”
He also hopes this is the year he eliminates not just the Department of Education, but education itself, which he considers a huge waste of time.
“I never learned a thing in my life and now I’m President. There’s a lesson in that somewhere.”
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I hope that this is not true. I know that he can deliver some low blows, and with this one he has struck out .
Maybe be satire, but trumps so stupid I wouldn’t put it passed him at all..
This article was originally posted on Facebook, by Roger Barham, and is completely fabricated; That is what he is known for, so if you are on Facebook, please tell Roger Barham what a piece of fucking shit he really is
Thank You as always
I heard that Roger Barham from Ludington, Michigan is a Level Three sex offender, and a known child molester, he should be reported to the authorities
This is a fake news article, it is fraudulent and has no truth whatsoever; Just another article posted by Roger Barham, who is a total asshole and also a fucking loser, who has nothing better to do than post this garbage; if you know him, tell him he is a piece of shit, which he is
Thanks
If you could set your biases aside, you would read that this was satire !!
Roger Barham sucks monkeys and horses dicks, and is a known pedophile, who has taken many trips to Epstein Island, that is all fact
True, but it is funny!
Why? Because Trump probably thinks it. That’s why!
I can’t believe wtf I just read. If this sick com mf gets back in office people will kill even more and you can call it the U.S purge
If you don’t know by now that this site is satire I just don’t know what to tell you.
That’s exactly why we need education because clearly your a very poor example
It’s obvious that you don’t know the difference between YOU’RE and YOUR, so you aren’t the most qualified to judge anyone else’s education! Sit down and read something!
Play nice now. Tsk tsk
Girl shut the hell up!
Girl shut the hell up!
*you’re
I think you mean you’re.
BREAKING BURGH
A SATIRICAL BLOG SERVING WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA AND BEYOND
So not many know what SATIRICAL means then?
I don’t think this is true. I’m not a fan of Mr. Trump but I don’t believe people should be lied on. Please stop making stuff up. I’ve researched this and do far, there are no articles or links supporting this. Please stop purposely trying to get people upset with untruths.
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Please Goggle and vote for him hope you have a job
WTF IS GOGGLE??
TIME TO FIRE TRUMP ALL THE WAY TO CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d be anonymous too if I was as ignorant as you! 🤮
I put nothing pass that man. Some of the things I’ve heard him say is unreal!!!
ITS’S SATIRE!!!!!!!
Did President Trump Announce Plans to End the ‘Meals on Wheels’ Program?
A budget blueprint released by the Trump administration would cut funding for a program that partially funds the Meals on Wheels program but would not end Meals on Wheels itself.
CUT OR STOP MEALS ON WHEELS IS UTTERLY DISAPPOINTING TO HERE FROM SOMEONE HEADING OUR NATIONS! Fact!
Over 7,000 people served 1,181,530
Meals delivered by our 32 member programs last year. HE SHOULD NOT BE CUTTING FUNDING AT ALL!
DAN EVON
PUBLISHED 16 MARCH 2017
I do believe he is trying to cut SNAP (Food Stamps)
I don’t think this is true. I’m not a fan of Mr. Trump but O don’t believe people should be lied on. Please stop making stuff up. I’ve researched this and do far, there are no articles or links supporting this. Please stop purposely trying to get people upset with untruths.
What is the point of this other than to stir up shit? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Some people read this shit and believe it.
Idiots believe the satire. It’s how they want to think about Trump. They also think Hillary is a smart ethical person and not someone the devil worships.Trump 2020!!
And I guess you think “THE LYING”,”LOW LIFE” piece of “CRAP” in the White House is a “PERFECT PERSON”. You “WHITE PEOPLE” are a Trip. Lyndon Johnson said when he became President, “YOU CAN TELL WHITE PEOPLE ANYTHING AND THEY’LL BELIEVE IT”. Case in point, the Orange person you listen to.
Yeah and Lyndon Johnson was as crooked as they come. Lol..White people???? I see gullible people of all races. You’re a real bad ass aren’t you? Unknown..nuff said 🤣🤣🤣
There are millions of white people trying to throw trump the dictator out
You are right. He was right, Johnson. They are sheep…BAAAAAAAAAAA. I am one of them but I’m no sheep. I am at the ready and willing to expose every single ignorant person I find. I like you. You’d like me.
Folks, calm down. This is a satirical blog. Trump NEVER said these things. This blog is for entertainment only. Relax.
Yeah, but he is still an idiot who is actively working to kill everyone in our country with his stupidity and lies!!! How about he tries HELPING the country that he is here to SERVE and stop trying to line his own pockets with the American people’s blood!!!!
Yes, speak the “TRUTH”.
He is 73 years old!!That is designated a Senior Citizen!! Defending SATIRE!!! Trump would not know the Word or its meaning!!! And He was not elected President! It was a DIBOLD Voting Machine Electoral College Fraud!!! Shifting 8 States within the last 1 1/2 hrs ‘made’ him President!!! Frm. VP Rich. Cheney Owns DIBOLD Voting Machine Citp. He pushed the Demolition Devices to take down the 3 WTC!! Cheney bargained for a PARDON TO PUT TRUMP In As PRESIDENT !!!! That is not A Conspiracy!!! ! It is just WHAT THEY DID!!!!!
YOU ARE ONE SICK INDIVIDUAL. YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE. SO SAD…
You’re the “SICK INDIVIDUAL” who listens to the “CRAP” and “LIES” that comes out this man’s mouth. He doesn’t mean the working people of this Country any good, just his “RICH” Corporate friends. “GET A CLUE”.
Your schizophrenia is showing! Someone should have your delusional ass committed!
P.S. Trump is still your President!!!
You’ll be older too MF
“LMBO”……….I Love it. 🤣😂😅😆
Donald dump is a ass hole and there’s a place in hell for him he cares for noone but his self selfish bastard
“LMBO”……….I agree with you. 🤣😂😅
I WANT BELIEVE THIS TILL I HEAR IT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND BESIDES THAT THE MEALS THEY FIX ON MEALS ON WHEELS IS NOT EVEN HEALTHY FOR YOU BODY THAT’S WHEN THEIR FAMILIES SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND PREPARE THEIR MEALS PRIOR
Defend the man all you want he’s an arrogant Sonofabitch
True……so yrie
How do u know it’s Healthy…U tasted it, huh.
Did you ever think that most people may not have a support system or family? Common sense is better than assuming.
What if they don’t have families to care for them
well just reading the grammar of your post “I want believe this” “I hear it come out of his mouth” “the meals ….IS NOT” I see why you might agree with him on getting rid of education …
“ARE YOU SERIOUS?” He wants to get rid of Education because he has none. The man is “JEALOUS” of anybody who knows more than he does.
So sure of yourself you post as anonymous. The meals are well balanced and complete. I know because I help make them. You are either a Trump lover or a bot. And to be honest the bot has more intelligence
It’s satire you idiots. Literally says satire at the top of the page. Jesus Christ you guys are morons
“NO” you “JERK OFF”, some of us “KNOW” this, we’re just Sounding Off, “GET IT”
Obviously something is wrong with you as well if you still support this liar, delusional, disrespectful idiot
As a MD, often times being able to get hot, prepared meals at home, post discharge, was the difference between going to your own home or a nursing home. Those meals aren’t delicacies, much make a huge difference to quality of life!
Are you kidding me? Sometimes they have no family or the family is also below the poverty line. I am a physician who works with elderly patients. They are intelligent, creative, loving, caring people who by the way brought you and into this world. As society we should be doing everything we can to help and support them. We can learn so much for them. Shame on you. Wait until you are older. The world is not a forgiving place. Karma is a bitch…
People did you all miss the comment at top “satirical blog”???
The Enquirer minds want to know. Know wonder the National Enquirer is still selling shit talk
Is has been replaced by Fox news and tRumps tweets
“They had better do it, and decrease the surplus population”…E. Scrooge
This is such total bullshit. Commonsense. These remarks are ridiculous. LMAO
Haha, its obvious he “never learned anything!”
He had a heart of stone or no heart at all!
Another living heart doner
It is beyond trying to make any difference expressing our opinions on this man there is no cure for his stubborn meanness or ignorance the best way to rid this nightmare is to vote him out of office..
Satire site! 🙄
LHM,,,,,, IF ANYONE HAD EVER TOLD US WE WOULD HAVE SUCH A IDIOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE , THAT SAYS & TWEETS THE THINGS HE DOES , I WOULD HAVE LOST BIG TIME !!!!!!!! I AM AT A LOST 4 WORDS , WHAT A FRICKIN ASSSSSSSS !!!!!
It’s satire you idiot.
It is so so sad to have this man in the office as the President.My heart weeps for us.
And you would rather have one of those clearly deranged absurd democrats on stage last night “debating” – I mean yelling??!!?!?
It may be satirical, but it’s also entirely believable that he would make such comments.
Yes this is satire but there’s a little bit of the truth in everything that even Trump thinks he could get away with we’ll see how much of this really plays out in the coming months you’ll be surprised Stay tuned
SO NOT TRUE !!!!!
What part of satire did you miss?
It satire and it clearly states it’s satire. But assuming you voted for him then obviously you’re not able to read.
its true I have read other articles and it verifies that Trump is going to make this and many cuts to hurt the most vulnerable Wake Up America
The really sad thing is that it is totally plausible he would say these things 🙁
Ugh, most of these comments prove how STUPID People are. This is SATIRE… that means it isn’t real. It even says it right above the article. STOP BEING STUPID.
No Satire does not mean that its its real it means the use of humor irony exaggeration,or ridicule to expose and criticize peoples vices particularly in the context of contemporary politics. So there is nothing funny about seniors needing food, or taking it away from them, because its a bad investment. HE is just an immoral idiot!!! And a total embarrassment to our country
“AN ABSOLUTE TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR COUNTRY” I WONDER WHAT OTHER LEADERS OF OTHER COUNTRIES THINK OF THIS IGNORANT IDIOT… BESIDES PUTIN?? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT PUTIN WANTS OF THIS (POS). TO GO AGAINST WHAT AMERICA STANDS FOR…..DEMOCRACY.
trump’s a joke, because we still have the power of the vote, plus he is old AF
People this is a Democratic big Lie! The meals on wheels program is not a federal program! It just more fake news to hurt Trump! Trump would never hurt the older generation because he is an older person!
You REALIZE this is a satire site correct?
Maybe you need to realize that you are the audience that Russian trolls target!
You are right.
Too funny!!
You are totally wrong. You can’t see he doesn’t care about you?
This article was posted by Roger Barham, on his Facebook page; The guy is a known liar and fake news poster, who has no life and is human waste, as in shit; Please go to his Facebook page and tell him what a scumbag he really is
Why do you think the law has been changed to allow dead bodies to be composted? Bye bye old folks!!
see you tube
I don’t believe he said this,,,just more of Demorats bs
It says “Satirical Blog” right there in the headline
This is a satirical site, dumbass. Do you know what satire is?
You REALIZE this is a satire site correct?
Maybe you need to realize that you are the audience that Russian trolls target!
Easy Betty. Your stupid is showing.
Such a bull shit untrue article.
It says “Satirical Blog” right there in the headline, Little Miss Potty Mouth
You are old and mentally disabled. We should cancel your meals and health care now too.
OMG, How can a person have 0 enpathy for anybody?
When r yunz going to give us the scoop on Tod Haley’s recent drama.
“Breaking Burg -A Satirical Blog Serving Western Pennsylvania and Beyond” It’s right there in the heading people. Geez.
‘Satirical’ is a big word, Mr Smart Pants, and not all of us have a master’s degree in Grammer. Or Batchlers. Or asoshiates. Or A GED, Mr Look at me Eleate. Boom!
Your the President because dumb fucks who don’t give a shit voted for your sorry ass
“Satirical Blog” : right there in the headline
You’ll just die anyway, why should we feed you?
Source?
IMBICLE !!!!! Somebody help this orange cheeto gag out… Like far far out!!!
Trump make America great drop dead
You are about to “learnt ” something soon …Orange Turd…Constitutional Law via Federal Indictments as well as the rest of Clown Town DC….
“I never learnt a thing in my life and I’m President. There’s a lesson in that somewhere.”
True Mr President………….true!
Trump you are considered a senior citizen. Is that news to you. You are on the way out soon also.
Trump you are considered a senior citizen. Is that news to you. You are on the way out.