President Trump took time today to explain the reasoning behind cutting funding for the meals on wheels program that provides nutrition and human contact for elderly citizens across the country.
“These people don’t magically turn into the most productive members of society. They just get older and eventually die so it’s a very poor investment.”
Trump also said he was casting a critical eye at the Medicare program, which he considers to be failing bigly.
“As a rehabilitation program to get people back to being super-fit twenty-something laborers who can work grueling 80 hour minimum-wage shifts it’s the worst.”
He also hopes this is the year he eliminates not just the Department of Education, but education itself, which he considers a huge waste of time.
“I never learned a thing in my life and now I’m President. There’s a lesson in that somewhere.”
HELP KEEP THE SATIRE COMING!